Monday, July 27, 2009

PJs Galore... !!!

It's a 'monday' again... the beginning of yet another week. And as someone... presumably a 'very wise person', has coined the term: "monday morning blues"... most folks are under its spell now. So, here are a few PJs to break that (unwelcome and totally unwanted) spell... and induce some much-needed laughter... to brighten up an otherwise drab and dull day! Get ready to display all your pearly whites, folks!

But... before I begin with the PJs... here are a few 'important' updates. The Alexa Traffic Rank for my blog is... currently at 221,294. In a short span of time... there have been 8,002 page views... with visitors from across the globe... scattered across 70 countries, to be precise! And... this is my 85th post! Yippieeeee!!! Okie... now for the PJs... here you go:

Q: How do you cut roads???
A: By Laughing! Because... "Haste Haste 'Cut' Jaye Raste"!

Luv and Kush are going to a village and in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well.
Q: Why???
A: Because 'Luv' (love) is blind... !!!
Q: Now, Kush also jumps inside. Why??
A: Because... "Luv ke liye saala 'kush' bhi karega"!!!!

Q: Jackie Chan ki saans ka naam kya hai... ???
Socho, socho... nahi pata... ??
A: D'Cold... "Chan ki saans" - D'cold.
Q: Chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?
This is quite simple...
A: D'Cold again... "Kyunki Saans Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi" :-)

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other.
Q: What is the question?
A: So, which Platform are you working on??

Q: What will you call a person who is leaving India??
A: Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q: What will you call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
A: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

Q: Ram Sita hai... toh Ram kaun hai??
A: Tailor.
Q: Sita Ram hai... toh Sita kaun hai??
A: Sita MEMORY hai.

Once upon a time in a school for elephants... some loafer elephants were sitting on a wall.
A sexy female elephant passes by.
Q: What do the loafer elephants say about her?
A: 36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!

Q: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha... uska naam kya tha?
A: Adidas.

Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
Q: Why?? Why??
A: Tendulkar is an opener!

Q: What is the similarity between "Satyanarayan Puja" and the "Indian Cricket Team"??
A: Dono ke anth mein "Prasad" aataa hai!

Q: Who is Joe?
A: "Kambakth Ishq" - Because "Kambakth Ishq hai Joe"!


A funny T-shirt quote. All in good humour... I assure you.


  1. Ha! Ha! Cool way to beat the monday morning blues! :)

  2. Thats a lot of slap stick comedy!
    IU liked the adidas joke! :D
    Btw, you could posts things like this on every monday giving respite to the poor people hanging around your blog!
    And congrats for your Alexa thingy btw!


  3. Well,
    I like the adidas joke the most! Lol!
    Please post stuff like these for us menial souls to pass the week in sheer happiness! Would be looking forward for more!
    Btw, congrats on your Alexa ranks thingy!


  4. i have read all of them before but still enjoyed them again.
    anything that brings smiles on faces is welcome whether PJ or any thing else

  5. @ Pawan: Thanks much and glad that you liked them. Will post more... for sure! :)

  6. Lol ...actually its Monday evening blues for now its evening ...Thanks for posting PJs which gave a perfect end to the day...

  7. roshmi.. tht was utterly poor.. now keep guessing in which sense i meant that!

  8. Simply marvelous...and I read this on monday morning...had a cheerful day..:D

  9. @ AnjuGandhi: You are absolutely right! Humour is always welcome :)

  10. @ Dhiman: :D

    Glad you liked them!

  11. @ Sid 'Ravan' Kabe: Glad you liked them :)

    Will keep posting... to chase the "blues" away!

  12. Good one! Had read some of these before, but some were new. :D

  13. @ Kaddu: These are guaranteed to induce laughter... even if one has read them before! :)

  14. haha .. good one .. the pic is awsum too :)


  15. here's my PJ. u r free to not laugh unless u really like silly things.

    what's in a name. monday wud hav been as difficult whatever its name

  16. @ Vinay: Thanks for stopping by my blog! Hope you have a fun time here.

  17. @ Chronicleofmylife: Ha! Ha!

    That was so very correct!