Kuch Sher-o-Shayari ho jaye... !!!

Well, its a monday... again. *making a sad face* And as some very wise person has said or rather coined the term: "monday morning blues"... I understand that most folks are under its influence at the moment. So... I have posted some "sher-o-shayaris" here, to lift everybody's spirit... instantly! *displaying all my pearly whites* Read on and enjoy!

As for yours truly... I have some causes to be very happy about, courtesy IndiBlogger. This morning, I discovered... my IndiRank has travelled northwards... it is at 80 now (up from 77). IndiRank is a system that the folks at IndiBlogger have built to rank the blogs in the IndiBlogger network. It's like runs in a game of cricket - the higher the score, the higher ranking you (i.e., your blog) have. Blogs are ranked on a scale of 1-100. So, 80 is a pretty good score... what say?!! Also... in a short span of time... my blog has received 8850 page views... with visitors from across the globe... scattered across 71 countries, to be precise! And... this is my 89th post! Yippieeeee!!! Okie dokie... now for the sher-o-shayaris. Here you go:

1. Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho... itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho... kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!

2. Arz kiya hai: Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge... !

3. Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho...??

4. Maine poocha Chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin (??)

Chand bola.... 12036 entries found...!

5. Arz kiya hai: Dur se dekha to santra tha, pass jake dekha to santra tha, chil ke dekha to bhi santra tha, khake dekha to bhi santra tha. Wah! kya santra tha...!!

6. Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi.

Dil ne kaha.. khud kushi (suicide) kar le zalim.

Bijali ko haath lagaya, to bijali hi chali gayi.

7. Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be-sukoon tha.

Pakda... phir chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... saale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

8. Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.

Karu SMS ladkion ko... naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

9. Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...

Jo iska matlab samajh aaye toh please mujhe bhi bata dena...

10. Aaj deedaar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ikraar, aur phir-intezaar, phir-takraar, phir-daraar, saari mehnat-bekaar, aur akhir mein - Ek aur Devdas at beer bar...!!!

11. Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam...!

12. Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!

13. Suraj Hua Madham, Chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajnaa kya yehi pyaar hai... ??

Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai...!!! BHAAG...!

14. Osama Bin Laden's favourite song: "Main nikla, plane leke, O raste mein, New York mein, ik mod aya, mein W.T.C. tod aaya... "

15. Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.

Aye Jalim, deoderant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai... ?!!

16. Unki gali se guzar rahe thhe... kya ittefaq tha, unki gali se guzar rahe thhe... kya ittefaq tha, unhoon ne phool phainka... par gamla bhi saath tha... !!!

17. Arz Hai: Unki yaad me hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye!

Aur woh itne bewafa nikle ki naha ke chal diye... !

18. Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya,

Paas ja-kar dekha tho sardar paaya.

19. Khud ko kar buland itnaa... Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche...
Aur khuda tumse puche... "Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise"... ?!!

20. Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan. Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan...
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan!

*wah*wah*wah*wah*

21. Arz kiya hai ki: Aapne mere maan se khela, aapne mere taan se khela,

Aapne mere dhan se khela. Well played! Well played! Well played!!

22. Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita, Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita.

Sine theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta!

*wah*wah*wah*wah*wah*

23. Ladka bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.

Ladki boli: Bewkoof! Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Irshaad! Irshaad!

24. Gum woh cheez hai... Gum woh cheez hai...

Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai, For example: Fevicol.

*wah*wah*

25. Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe, tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;

Kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi.. ??!

Have a rocking week... !!!

Photograph:

An award winning "Fevicol" ad... quite funny and suits the fevicol tagline to the 'T'.