Showing posts with label Trivia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trivia. Show all posts

Friday, November 4, 2011

What devoured glamorous Pakistan?





Author's note: I chanced upon this article while trawling the net. And though the author - Vir Sanghvi - as we now know is a direct descendent of Raja Harishchandra [*wink wink*] it made for an interesting read nevertheless. So, read on folks!

I wrote, a few weeks ago, about how much the attitude to Indians had changed in the West. Once we were regarded as losers, people who inhabited a desperately poor country, continually ravaged by famine or drought, incapable of making a single world-class product, and condemned to live forever on foreign aid. Now, we have the world's respect and, more tellingly, the West's envy as more and more jobs are Bangalored away from their high-cost economies and handed over to Indians who perform much better for less money.

That piece was prompted by a visit to London. This one too has been inspired by a trip abroad and by saturation coverage of the Pakistani cricket scandal in the press and on global TV channels. But my concern this week is not with how the West sees India.

It is with the transformation of the image of the global Pakistani.

I was at school and university in England in the Seventies and lived in London in the early 1980s. This was a time when Pakistan was regarded - hard as this may to believe now - as being impossibly glamorous. The star of my first term at Oxford was Benazir Bhutto. In my second term, she became president of the union and was the toast of Oxford. Her father was then prime minister of Pakistan and lucky students vied for the opportunity to visit Karachi or Islamabad as guests of the Bhuttos. They came back with stories of unbelievable hospitality and spoke knowledgeably about Pakistan's feudal structure, about landowners like the Bhuttos, about an autocracy that had reigned for centuries etc.

Even on the other side of the ideological divide, Pakistan was all too visible. He had come down from Oxford nearly eight years before, but a former president of the union, the charismatic Trotskyite Tariq Ali was still the sort of chap who made English girls swoon. For her first debate as president of the Oxford Union, Benazir asked Tariq Ali to speak. He agreed but then, rather inconveniently, he was detained by the police on a visit to Pakistan. No matter. He phoned Benazir who spoke to daddy and - hey presto! - Tariq was out of jail and on a plane to England. Pakistan was that kind of country, the British chortled delightedly.

In those days, us poor Indians hardly ever got a look in. The Pakistanis were dashing, far richer (they spent in a week what we spent in the whole term), always going off to chic parties or nightclubs in London and charming the pants off the British (often, quite literally).

In that era, the Arabs had just emerged on the world stage (following the massive oil-price hikes of 1973/4) and the Pakistanis were almost proprietorial about them. A Pakistani graduate student at my college, even affected Arab dress from time to time and bragged that he had taught Arabs how to fly planes.

My college-mate was merely reprising Z A Bhutto's philosophy: the Arabs were rich but they were camel drivers. They needed Pakistanis to run the world for them and to teach them Western ways. It was this sort of thinking that led to the creation of the Bank of Credit and Commerce International (BCCI), the first global Third World bank, run by Pakistanis with Arab money. For most of the 1980s, BCCI was staffed by sharply dressed young Pakistanis who entertained at London (and New York's) best restaurants, hit the casinos after dinner and talked casually about multi-million dollar deals.

Their flamboyant lifestyle was matched by other rich Pakistanis. In his autobiography, Marco Pierre White, the first of the British super-chefs (he was the original bad boy and Gordon Ramsay worked for him), talks about the Pakistanis who were his first regulars. Michel Roux, then England's top chef (three Michelin stars) would fly out to Pakistan to cook at private parties thrown by wealthy individuals. In the late 1980s, a friend of mine went to dinner in Pakistan and was startled to be asked to guess the vintages of three different bottles of Mouton Rothschild, one of the world's most expensive wines.

In that era, Indians knew absolutely nothing about wine or French food and the few Indian millionaires who vacationed in London were vegetarians.

Pakistanis were sex symbols too. The first international cricketing stud was Imran Khan (who finished at Oxford the term before I got there) and his sex appeal was so legendary that even Benazir joked about it. Told that Gen Zia-ul-Haq called him the "Lion of the Punjab," Benazir said, "Yes but Zia pronounces 'Lion' as 'Loin' and this is appropriate." Years later when Imran spoke about his love for Pakistan, a British columnist sneered, "His heart may be in Pakistan but his loins are in the King's Road" referring to a trendy (and expensive) London area.

Even Pakistan's millionaires were more glamorous than ours. In the Eighties when the Hinduja brothers ("we are strictly vegetarian") first emerged in London, the Pakistanis stole the show with such flamboyant high-profile millionaires in Mahmud Sipra who financed feature films and kept a big yacht in the South of France.

So what went wrong?

It's hard to pin point any single reason but I can think of several contributing factors.

First of all, much of the Pakistani profile was based on flash and fraud. BCCI collapsed amidst allegations that it was a scamster's bank. Mahmud Sipra left England with the Fraud Squad in hot pursuit even as he declared his innocence from beyond Scotland Yard's jurisdiction. Many big-spending Paksitanis turned out to be heroin smugglers.

Secondly, Indian democracy came to our rescue. The Brits who bragged about Bhutto hospitality and the Pakistan aristocracy missed the obvious point: this was a deeply unequal and therefore unstable society. When Bhutto rigged an election, this led to his downfall.

Thirdly, Pakistan signed its own death warrant by trying to out-Arab the Arabs with a policy of Islamisation. This reached its peak under General Zia who declared a jihad against the Russians in Afghanistan and invited Arabs such as Osama bin Laden to come to Pakistan to fight the holy war. Ultimately, fundamentalist Islam devoured what was left of glamorous Pakistan.

Fourthly, the world just moved on. Flash can only get you so far. In the end it is substance that counts. And plodding, boring India came up with the substance.

It is hard to think, when you look at today's Pakistan team, that Pakistani cricketers were such sex symbols in India in the 1980s that Imran Khan was able to brag to an interviewer "Indian actresses are chickens. They just want to get laid" (In all fairness, Imran later said he had been misquoted.)

Get laid by today's team? You must be joking.

Even the Pakistani playboys who are still around no longer seem exciting or glamorous. Poor Imran just looks tired. And the rest look like Asif Zardari - pretty much the archetypal glamorous Pakistani of the Eighties - though perhaps not as disgustingly sleazy.

Of all these factors, two remain the most important. A nation created on the basis of Islam was destroyed by too much Islam. And a nation dedicated to democracy flourished because of too much democracy.

Photograph: Courtesy link.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Delhi's dinner diplomacy.


Author's Note: I came across this piece a while back. Perhaps while trawling the net. Perhaps a friend forwarded it. Don't remember now. You see... it's quite foggy and chilly these days *wink* so... if I'm unknowingly violating someone's copyright... please do let me know. The piece makes for an interesting read... so read on.

The winter session of Parliament is always a good time to network, and most politicians put on their party gear, and start some major dinner diplomacy. The most politically significant one was undoubtedly the 'fishy' dinner hosted by Somnath Chatterjee for Opposition leaders. After much activity, the dinner marked the first coming together of Opposition stalwarts, whose friendly cooperation will undoubtedly result in the total rout of the BJP in Uttar Pradesh, followed by the inevitable domino consequences in the rest of the country... maybe even a midterm election. Dinner diplomacy is not new in Indian politics, and as women in politics we have often found to our disadvantage, that when the sun sets, male politicians begin their nocturnal networking, and since we are totally shut out of this bonding exercise, women are usually the last to know of any development in the party.

Sometimes I feel that Parliament is a mere background, because after about 12 noon, hardly any MP will be found seated in the House. There are of course some hard core members who determinedly keep the House going, but most will be found on the move, touching base with various colleagues, and catching up on the latest.

In my first couple of years in Parliament, I behaved like it was the High Court, or similar place of work, and sat there till the bell rang for us to leave. I gained tremendous experience of Parliamentary practice, but gained precious little on the political front. I was always two steps behind politically, and would realise too late the significance of any particular development. It was in this way that I was completely ignorant of the importance of the Joint Parliamentary Committee on Bofors. I had no idea that being made a member of the Committee was a sign of the Prime Minister's confidence in you, and many senior members were lobbying hard to be on the Committee.

When my name appeared, I just assumed it was run of the mill, perhaps because of my legal background or something, and I was thus totally unprepared for the terrible resentment my appointment unleashed among several senior colleagues, who felt slighted that they had been left out, and a raw junior like me included. If only I had moved around a bit more, I would have understood the ramifications of being a member of the Committee.

One thing stands out in my mind. I went to the Prime Minister, at that time, and asked him what he wanted us to achieve on the Bofors Committee in terms of the Congress Party. He looked me straight in the eye, and told me "Jayanthi, there is only one thing I want you to do... fear no one, and go after the truth with all your heart."

That is one of my cherished memories of Rajiv Gandhi. In later days so many lies were spread about him, and so often, his idealism and essential goodness were completely obscured. At the height of the worst controversy in his life, when his very integrity was being called to question, Rajiv looked me in the eye, and said. "Fear no one in your pursuit of the truth. We have nothing to hide."

Thus I went my merry way, innocent of any political survival skills, and it was not much later, after many bitter experiences of betrayal, and treachery, that I learned that the only way to survive in politics is by keeping your ear to the ground, and keeping in constant touch with your colleagues. It is of course quite another story that when I did rouse myself to go for a dinner, I simply assumed that we were meeting to eat, and would be more or less blind to other activity, unless it was explained to me in one syllable words!

There are so many dinners I have attended, that it is a nostalgic trip down memory lane to recollect them. In those days, the Prime Minister always called Party MPs for dinner during the Parliament Session. That was the high point of the session. Rajiv Gandhi always had small groups of us over for dinner, and it gave him a chance to interact with us at close quarters.

The best Parliament session I remember was the one where I was deputed by the Prime Minister to write some report or other, and consequently had to attend every dinner. I felt more important than if I had been made a Cabinet Minister! Narasimha Rao never called us for dinner... he preferred to keep a distance from his MPs, and kept interaction to a bare minimum. He was always courteous when we went to meet him, but it was clear that he did not want any kind of personal rapport with the likes of us.

Rashtrapathi Bhavan keeps a list of MPs who are called whenever foreign dignitaries visit, and the dinner I will never forget is the one to which Princess Diana came... There she stood looking so beautiful, that we could not take our eyes off her. If I remember correctly, it was winter then, and she shivered a little in the fresh evening air.

Immediately, the ever gallant Amjad Ali Khan whipped off his priceless Jamavar shawl and put it round her shoulders. She kept it on, and later went home with it, after thanking him with charm and wit. Her mother-in-law the Queen was totally different. When she came to India, a few years ago, I was Minister for Civil Aviation. And when I went for dinner, I was prepared to be rude and disagreeable, because her husband Prince Philip had made several obnoxious remarks about India's population (You really need more condoms in this country) and Jallianwala Bagh, and the entire country was up in arms. Then I met the Queen, and words forsook me. She is not the Queen for nothing... she was so regal and gracious, and queenly that I just did not have the courage or will to be controversial. Even though her clothes were old-fashioned and almost frumpy, she carried the day with her royal grace.

Then there was the dinner for Mikhail and Raisa Gorbachev, but I would be lying if I claimed to remember anything. The moment I was introduced, I looked at Mr Gorbachev, and muttered something. There was such piercing intelligence in his eyes, that I was too intimidated to say anything remotely intelligent, and by the time I recovered my wits, it was too late, and he had moved on. Those were the heady days of glasnost and perestroika, and I have always regretted that I let the opportunity pass, because there was so much I wanted to ask him.

There have been so many dinners, and so many opportunities. Presidents, Vice Presidents and Prime Ministers have each their own style and signature food. One of the enduring advantages of being an MP, and in Delhi, is the chance that then becomes available to meet the movers and shakers of the world. And in case I have given anybody an impression that I get invited to dinners, where I gawk at the high and mighty, and leave without saying a word, I have to report about a very enjoyable meal I was invited to, along with Delhi's flavour of the month... Benazir Bhutto.

Benazir has taken Delhi by storm this season. Some thought it strange, that a politician in exile from her own country should get so much importance, and newspaper coverage in India, but these were just the usual disagreeable dissenters. After all, if Delhi could roll out the red carpet for Robin Raphel, a junior diplomat from America, who laid down the law for us on Kashmir, there is no reason on earth, why we should not encourage one of the few voices of democracy in or from Pakistan.

Those who knew her earlier say that she has changed, and is far more sensible and politically acute now. She definitely hit all the right notes in her interaction with Indian leaders and the media. She said that she would not repeat her earlier mistakes, and would adopt a more constructive approach regarding relations with India. She spoke about Empowerment of women, and was really effective, when she described her identity as a Muslim woman and politician. At dinner, she sparkled. There was a very small crowd present, and Benazir set out to charm them.

It was first name terms with everyone... Margaret (Alva), Sushma and Najma. She chatted and joked and laughed. She said that Najma had always been her favourite Indian politician, but now Sushma had taken her place, after Sushma's performance at the Agra Summit! And beyond all the good natured ribbing, she never lost sight of her political agenda. She kept on pushing her cause to Najma Heptulla (who is the President of the Inter Parliamentary Union) to send IPU observers to monitor the forthcoming elections in Pakistan. The only time she was a little taken aback was when she asked for kababs and biriyani and was told that this was a vegetarian household.

At this late stage, I have learned something. It is possible to laugh and eat and quietly push your political agenda. It now remains for me to be invited to other dinners, so that I may practise my newly acquired skills.


P.S. Perhaps it was written by Jayanthi Natarajan... a lawyer and Congress party member.

Note: Prince Philip is the tall chap who married Queen Elizabeth II - the Queen of England, enjoys making beautifully inappropriate comments, and feels intimate contact with his television might be necessary in order to make it work. In a revealing interview, only some of which seems to have appeared on the Buckingham Palace YouTube channel, the prince laid bare his electrical dysfunction, one that many might, secretly or not, actually share. His interviewer, a rather well spoken chap called Kevin McCloud, brightened up the pages of London's Times newspaper with some of the prince's heartfelt words. Perhaps the most elegant of the phrases turned by the 88-year-old prince was: "To work out how to operate a television set, you practically have to make love to the thing."

It has never been my habit to wonder about the conjugal behavior of the regal. Of course, the prince's imagery is so disconcerting that I wonder just what actions came immediately before the creation of, for example, Prince Charles. Must say... simple things of life get addled and muddled by the prince's highly colourful imagery. What??

Learn about the strange but true - The Prince Philip Movement (Religion). More about it can be read at: Is Prince Philip a god? And... the Prince Philip Movement. It is a cult religion of the Yaohnanen tribe - an ancient tribe - living high in a mist-shrouded mountain village on the southern island of Tanna in Vanuatu. The tribes' people (Yaohnanen) believe that Prince Philip, aka Duke of Edinburgh, aka the Queen of England's husband, is a divine being. Sputter! Gulp!

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Pic courtesy: Link. Prince Philip aka The Duke of Edinburgh is not known for his politically correct choice of words. Talking to an Aborigine during a trip to Australia he asked "still chucking spears are we?" (March 2002)

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Corporate Lingo... continues... !!!





Well, this is going to be... kinda continuation of my previous post, titled: "Corporate Lingo and what they really mean... !!!" You can read it here and have a good laugh! In this post... I'll give you the flipside of that earlier post... or the "tit for tat" response. This way the "deserving" employer(s) or such "prospective" employer(s) will have the "right" person in the "right" place at the "right" time... !!!

In the corporate world, it is usually... "My/Our way or the Highway". Yayaver has commented that, "Point of dissent is taken as disloyalty" and that "the more incompetent you are, more you rise in management." Chowlaji felt that... "The co promoters always say...You should always have some one to blame for your mistakes, that is why you have assistants." While Deepa has stated: "I like point no. 8 - you could also add - must be single and/or childless!" To refresh your memory, point number 8 was: "Career-Minded" - Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

To understand why it is so (in many cases, if not all of them... that is) you may want to take a look at one of my earlier posts, titled: "The Smart Boss, Special High Intensity Training (!) and other stories." Here is the link. It talks about "smart" bosses and "training". No Sir! Not "ordinary" training... but, "Special High Intensity Training"! And lastly, it elucidates about who is in charge and why... or rather why the "ass hole" is usually in charge. It also throws some light on a very "important" aspect, to be kept in mind (by all those who inhabit the corporate world)... and that is: In these days of cost cutting, leave office early.

Yet another of my earlier posts... may interest you. It's called: "Corporate Lessons!!!". You may read it HERE. There are four scenarios mentioned... that explain/highlight some simple yet crucial "corporate lessons". Lessons that every employee should keep in mind in order to be "successful" in the (big, bad) corporate world. This post also depicts the "transformation"... an employee undergoes while working in the same organisation for a long period!

The end result reminds one of the most famous Indian practitioner of the genre of "literary nonsense," the celebrated Bengali poet, story writer and playwright, Sukumar Ray's "Ramgorurer Chhana" from "Abol tabol" (his collection of bengali poems and rhymes - meant for children, but liked by people belonging to all age groups - and literally translated as "Gibberish" or "Weird and Random".) Sukumar Ray was the father of the legendary Indian filmmaker, fiction writer, publisher, illustrator, graphic designer and film critic... the peerless Satyajit Ray (also regarded as one of the greatest auteurs of 20th century cinema.) The Bengali readers were exposed to a new "nonsense" fantasy world by the poems in "Abol Tabol." This selection offers the best of Sukumar Ray's world of pun-riddled and fun-filled poetry. He was a pioneering Bengali writer of nonsense rhyme and children's literature, an illustrator and a critic. It is very difficult to translate his poems into any other language (including english) and simultaneously retain their flavour and pun... hence I'll not even try to attempt it. Here is the link that leads to some of the literary works of Sukumar Ray: http://barnamala.org/barnamala/2

A third post... written a while back... deals with corporate miscommunication and is hence aptly titled as: "Corporate (Mis)communication!!" The link is provided HERE.

Communication is defined as the process of transferring information from one source to another. However, a communication between the employer(s) and the employee(s)/subordinate(s) can give rise to a lot of "possibilities". One example is the Dilbert comics, which often illustrate strikingly the ways in which human communication fails, especially when related to hi tech. In particular, communication between Dilbert and his Pointy-Haired Boss is guaranteed to fail, since the boss has no idea of the content of the activities he "manages." My post illustrates the above point through a simple "example".

So, here are some more "corporate lingo" from the other side of the table! *wink* Read on... and enjoy!

1. "I'm Extremely Adept At All Manner Of Office Organisation" - I've used Microsoft Office.

2. "I'm Honest, Hard-Working and Dependable" - I pilfer office supplies.

3. "My Pertinent Work Experience Includes" - I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.

4. "I Take Pride In My Work" - I blame others for my mistakes.

5. "I'm Personable" - I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

6. "I'm Extremely Professional" - I carry a Day-Timer.

7. "I Am Adaptable" - I've changed jobs a lot.

8. "I Am On The Go" - I'm never at my desk.

9. "I'm Highly Motivated To Succeed" - The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.

10. "I Look Forward To Hearing From You Soon" - Like, I'm gonna hold my breath waiting for your form letter thanking me for "my interest and wishing me luck in my future career".



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Some info gathered, courtesy: Wikipedia.

Note on "Dilbert" - for the uninitiated - (first published April 16, 1989) is an American comic strip written and drawn by Scott Adams. Dilbert is known for its satirical office humour about a white-collar, micromanaged office featuring the engineer Dilbert as the title character. Dilbert is the eponymous main character of the Dilbert comic strip. He has a rare condition characterized by an extreme intuition about all things mechanical and electrical (and utter social ineptitude), an idea that was explored in the animated television episode titled "The Knack". He graduated from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology with a degree in Electrical Engineering. Although his ideas are typically sensible and occasionally even revolutionary, they are seldom carried out because of his powerlessness. He is easily frustrated by the incompetence of his co-workers (most often the Pointy-Haired Boss) and is often sarcastic and snide. For more details please log on to: http://www.dilbert.com/


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Cartoons depicting funny scenarios from the corporate world... all in good humour though, I assure you! (Cartoons courtesy: Parimal Joshi and Manjul.)

Friday, August 7, 2009

Some of the "Best Moments in Life"... !!



Well, its TGIF... again! And here are a few things/points for you to ponder... over the weekend. Read on... and reminisce. After all... nostalgia is 'priceless'!

Some of the "Best Moments in Life":

- To fall in love.

- To laugh until it hurts your stomach.

- To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.

- To go for a vacation to some pretty place.

- To listen to your favourite song on the radio.

- To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.

- To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm.

- To clear your last exam.

- To receive a call from someone, you don't see a lot, but you want to.

- A good conversation with a sweet person.

- To find money in a pant that you haven't used since last year.

- To laugh at yourself looking in the mirror, making faces :))

- Calls at midnight that last for hours :))

- To laugh without a reason.

- To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you.

- To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours.

- To hear a song that makes you remember a special person.

- To be part of a team.

- The first kiss.

- To watch the sunset from the hill top.

- To make new friends.

- To feel butterflies in the stomach every time that you see that person.

- To pass time with your best friends.

- To see people that you like, feeling happy.

- To use a sweater of the person that you like and find that it still smells of their perfume.

- To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed.

- To take an evening walk along the beach.

- To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.

- To laugh... laugh... and laugh... remembering stupid things done with stupid friends.

These are THE best moments in life. Let us learn to cherish them...



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A butterfly sucking marigold nectar. Truly... a beautiful sight! Nature never ceases to amaze us... with her amazingly beautiful creations. The beauty. The wisdom. The power. The colors. Your surroundings should amaze and inspire you every day.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

The suspense is finally over... !!!



Well folks, the suspense is finally over! The "winner" of the much awaited "IndiBlogger of the Month May 2009" contest "Original Humour" category is finally out... and yours truly (my blog, that is: "Musings of an Unknown Indian") is the second runner-up... among 74 nominations. Not bad... eh?!! *Clap! Clap! Clap!*

As they say.. and I will tweak it a bit, to suit the occasion that is: When You're Second (runner up), You Try Harder. Therefore, I will try harder... the next time around. Wish me luck!

... Now for my "acceptance" speech... I'll keep it short... I promise. I would like to thank all those who voted for my blog, to those who leave a comment and appreciate my writing. The ones who have blogrolled, subscribed or have this blog on their network. And the ones including my friends who read this blog regularly... but do not leave a comment or join in the discussions here. I would also like to thank everyone who wanted to vote for my blog... but did not/could not (*wink! wink!*) largely due to "external" factors: casualty of work, slipped out of their mind, already voted for someone else's blog by mistake. I understand... kabhi kabhi galti se mistake ho jata hai... !!! Not to worry too much about it... what?!! Just chill!

A 'thank you' to the ones who voted for other blogs... for having taken part in the voting exercise and thereby making this contest... a huge success!

And last but not the least, a big Thank You to my friends who could not take part in the voting... since they are not a member of IndiBlogger yet... but read my posts regularly and/or share their opinion(s)/comment(s).

I have been a member of IndiBlogger for about 3 months now, and this was the first time I actually participated/nominated my blog... for a contest here. One of the fascinating and key takeaways for me... from this experience, has been... the many new blogs that I have been acquainted with lately, courtesy this contest. It has been a truly enriching experience... I must say. So, here's a big THANK YOU to Team Indiblogger too... Anoop Zombie, Renie Ravin and everyone else! Guys... and gals, you rock!!!

Now, for the winner... Reema, way to go! Keep up the good work and many congratulations! It was great to know that you liked my blog, and subscribed to it too... *big smile*

Please note, I am taking a bow! *drumroll! drumroll!*

To quote Henry Ford: "I do not believe a man can ever leave his business. He ought to think of it by day and dream of it by night." How very apt! It applies to us... bloggers, as well. As the tagline or is it the punchline... for IndiBlogger proclaims: We Blog, Therefore We Are.


P.S. There is one blogger who has told me and someone else (who did not nominate her blog for this contest)... that she has voted for us. Now, only one vote per person was allowed, i.e., you can only vote for one blog... and you cannot vote for your own blog. Hmmm... mystery deepens (tarang, tarang - thats the 'suitable' background music for these occasions, silly!) Some "mind chow" for our in-house private eye... the very "miss_teerious" girl, perhaps... what say...?!!


Note: Some info courtesy Wikipedia.

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The "IndiBlogger of the Month" badge... courtesy IndiBlogger.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Please Vote... for my Blog @ IndiBlogger. Only 1 day to go!



The much awaited "IndiBlogger of the Month May 2009" contest is finally on and this time the category (chosen by the bloggers on the forum) is "Original Humour". There cannot be a better example of "democracy" than that... what?!!

And yours truly's blog has been nominated. Voting has already begun and only 1 day left. If you like my posts and feel that I deserve to win... please cast your vote for me (my blog, that is: "Musings of an Unknown Indian") by clicking: HERE

Here's your chance to be a part of History! C'mon! What are you waiting for... ??? Grab it with both hands... !!! Nothing to worry, it won't leave an indelible mark on your finger...!

And, let me also update you on my blog's current Alexa Taffic Rank... it is at 226,008 *Clap! Clap! Clap!*

Okie, guys and gals... "Friends, Indians, countrymen and women... [I am all for equal opportunity, you see]... your time starts now." Meanwhile, I will be working on my "acceptance" speech... hmmm lots of work to do... gotta go!


Note: The rules for voting are as follows:

1. You need to be registered with IndiBlogger. (If you aren't a part of IndiBlogger, you may sign up: HERE. IndiBlogger is the largest and most active community of Indian bloggers, online and offline... FYI.)
2. You can only vote for one blog.
3. You cannot vote for your own blog.
4. No voters ID required.


P.S. I have nominated the following posts for the "IndiBlogger of the Month May 2009" contest, "Original Humor" category:



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Work in Progress... (picture courtesy: flickr)

Friday, June 26, 2009

Spread the Smiles... !!!





This was forwarded by a friend... and after reading it... I could not help but flaunt my pearly whites! I just had to spread the smiles :-) Read on and enjoy... after all its TGIF... !!! I also noticed that my blog's Alexa Traffic Rank has gone up again... to 237,026. One more reason for me... to display my pearly whites... !!! Anyways, here you go...

Each Friday night... after work, Bubbal Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of Bubbal's neighbours were strict Catholics... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubbal, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubbal attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, ''You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."

Bubbal's neighbours were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood... once again.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbours, and, as he rushed into Bubbal's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubbal, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb... but now yara, you are a potato and a tomato!"



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Cartoons courtesy: SardarjiCartoons.

Monday, June 22, 2009

My Blog is now an iLog... !!!



Author's note: You can read about my earlier causes of happiness: here.



Now for the rest.......

The other day I was reading a post by Kokonad titled: My story published! :) His story - We are family - was published in Chowk.

My curiosity piqued, I decided to check out this site. This is what I found... Chowk is a progressive website with a focus on India and Pakistan, and was launched in 1997 on the 50th Independence anniversary of both these nations. Chowk is updated daily with new original articles, opinions, and commentary on current affairs. In addition Chowk also publishes reviews, short stories, and poetry by new writers of South Asian origin. Chowk also features services like blogs, gallery and discussion forums for its community where vibrant desi voices express their opinions, musings and experiences. Chowk content is regularly republished by news sites and discussion groups. Almost all of Chowk content is contributed by its members... the content is selected on its merit of thought provoking ideas rather than any ideology. By the way, in Hindi-Urdu, a "chowk" is a place where paths intersect.

I was hooked and decided to give it a go... signed up and "published" my first iLog... on friday, June 19th, 2009... !!! 

I came across yet another site, which may be of some interest to you. It is: http://www.helium.com/. This is a citizen journalism outlet offering a platform for writers to write articles on topics about which they are knowledgeable. In other words... Helium is a site designed and directed at freelance writers and you get paid to write articles. Helium is worth your time if you like writing and enjoy sharing your knowledge with other people around the world. Your work is immediately published and is automatically ranked... but Helium is for you only if you have a real passion for writing. So... all you worthy word smiths, word wizards, word warriors.... as well as closet poets, budding poets or blooming poets...out there, this IS your destination, this is THE place for you... to showcase your talent, and mesmerize your readers with your words and writing. This is your big opportunity to fascinate and enchant your readers so that they fall under your spell for as long as it takes them to read your work! To bring out/publish your very first novella (who said only Napoleon could write one... ??) or your very first anthology of poems... !!!

... Even as I write this, the Alexa Traffic Rank (for my blog) has gone up... to 239,671... !!! Yayyyyyyy!!! I am delighted!

And to top it all... an Indian teenager answering to the name of Saina Nehwal, scaled an unconquered summit by becoming the first Indian to win a Super Series title on Sunday, June 21, 2009. The (current) World No. 8 won the Indonesia Open, beating China's (World No. 3) Lin Wang 12-21, 21-18, 21-9 in an edge-of-the-seat thriller that lasted 49 minutes. Saina's win could propel her to a world ranking of No. 6 - the highest ever for an Indian woman shuttler. Super Saina!!! This win marks the finest moment for Indian badminton since Pullela Gopichand's All England Open triumph in 2001 (he now coaches Saina apart from being a National coach). Her triumph is the best-ever performance by any Indian woman shuttler and at par with the All England Championship titles won by the great Prakash Padukone and her current coach Pullela Gopichand. She is also being coached by the Indonesian badminton legend Atik Jauhari since August 2008, though.

The Super Series (SS) is the highest category event in badminton. The SS circuit consists of 12 elite tournaments (including the All England championship) across the world; a Super Series title is second only to an Olympics or World Championships gold in terms of prestige. With this win, Saina stormed into the elite league. Her other major titles being: the World Junior Badminton Championships in 2008, the Chinese Taipei Grand Prix Gold/Yonex Chinese Taipei Open (2008), a gold medal at the 2008 Commonwealth Youth Games, the Philippines Open (badminton) Gold Grand Prix (2006)... and of course the bronze medal at the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, China. In addition to making the quarter finals/semifinals consistently in the other events, that is. Hats off! At such a young age, Saina has achieved soooo much more than her near/almost namesake!

In 2006, Saina appeared on the global scene when she became the first Indian woman to win a 4-star tournament, the Philippines Open. Entering the tournament as the 86th seed, Saina went on to stun several top seeded players including World No. 4 and top seed Xu Huaiwen before defeating Julia Xian Pei Wong of Malaysia for the title. Xu was also the European Championships winner.

I am a major badminton fan... a game requiring incredible athleticism, reflex, speed and high power. I used to play regularly while at school and well... less regularly while at college. Watched a lot of matches, too. Those were the days of the iconic Indonesian pair of Susi Susanti and Alan Budikusuma. Also Hermawan Susanto and Sarwendah Kusumawardhani (they are now married to each other). Heryanto Arbi, Joko Suprianto, Eddy Hartono and one of the leading men's doubles pair of the time Bambang Suprianto and Rudy Gunawan. And Rexy Mainaky and Ricky Subagja who became the decade's most successful (doubles) pair. The 'Sidek Brothers' of Malaysia... the world-class singles player Rashid Sidek and his brothers Razif Sidek and Jalani Sidek; the latter two won the Olympic Games bronze medal in the men's doubles in 1992. The early and mid 1990s, a period during which Indonesia was especially deep in top tier singles players, winning many of the world's major events. Nowadays, the Chinese reign supreme... (inspite of players like: the former Olympic Champion Taufik Hidayat of Indonesia and the Danish trick master Peter Gade). Infact, at the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona, Spain the Men's Singles and Women's Singles (badminton) champions were Alan Budikusuma and Susi Susanti... and they are now married to each other. A fairy tale ending... na??? Years later, another iconic pair emerged... in tennis... Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi. Hmmm... nice!

Therefore Saina's title is a defining moment in many ways. She beat two top Chinese players - Lu Lan and Lin Wang - in the semifinal and final, breaking her jinx against them... finally! Barring a win over World Champion Zhu Lin last year, she has always faltered against them in top tournaments... perhaps due to being short of confidence. But the script in the final turned out differently... and Saina turned "Dragon Slayer"! This win also pits her as the one big threat to the Chinese monopoly. A "Lost Art" found a saviour in the Hyderabadi heroine as Saina Nehwal highlighted India's "Net Worth"! Saina's brilliant run and scintillating performance at the Indonesia Open is an outstanding example of how a typical Indian strength can be used to move mountains. Widely taught but grossly misunderstood by the practitioners of the sport, the "net dribble" is an art that has foxed shuttlers worldwide right from the time of the iconic Rudy Hartono and Prakash Padukone. The "dribble", or "the tumble at the net"... doesn't require too much of strength. It is a delicate shot which requires a lot of technique and can be perfected with practice... and should be used sparingly. Else deceptive shots, if used extensively, loses its 'shock value'.

The Chinese hordes, a veritable army of them that arrived at every tournament, always got her. But... this time, the adjustments had been made, the barriers in the mind had been scaled. At the Stadium Istora in Jakarta, Saina gave the "classic" display, one that moved the pioneer of the "Indian style" of playing, Prakash Padukone, to remark that it would serve as a "model" to young players. Coming from a man who beat a Chinese opponent 15-0, 18-16 in the final of the World Cup in 1981, there couldn't have been a better endorsement! What... ?!!

Mental toughness, physical fitness and a brilliant mix of attack and defence is what separates the Chinese from the rest, and Saina accounted for two of their best (former World No. 2 Lu Lan and current World No. 3 Lin Wang) in as many days. Such is the Chinese dominance that Danish World No. 2 Tine Rasmussen is the only non-Chinese in the top 10... apart from Saina. In effect, therefore, this Shuttle Champ - Saina Nehwal - is not only the one who will spearhead the world's resistance to China (in women's badminton) but the only one who's likely to do it over the next decade! I can't wait to see all those matches...!

After the historic victory, Saina admitted that avenging last week's quarter-final loss to the former world junior champion Wang at the Singapore Super Series was uppermost in her mind. "She beat me 21-14 in the decider in Singapore City. The only thing I told myself before the final game was that I have to beat her under 10. And it was unbelievably satisfying to achieve that against the world's third ranked player," she laughed. Thats the spirit and killer instinct... of a champion!!! With a Super Series title in her kitty, Saina can afford to relax and savour the moment. But not for long... as the Malaysia Open GP Gold begins this week and she will have to get battle-ready all over again...!

With two wins over the Chinese in two days, Saina Nehwal has arrived where few Indians have tread. She is now in a league of her own! Coming as it did on "Father's Day" (21st June), Dr. Harvir Singh must be one proud papa!

"I am aiming to crack the top five by the year-end"... she signs off. Way to go, girl!!! More power to you!

There is a saying... "Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude." How very apt!!!

... And so, my cup of happiness runneth over...! No wonder... I am wearing a wide grin these days... !!!!!



Note: Saina was previously coached by S. M. Arif, a Dronacharya Award winner, who was infact her childhood coach and gave her first lessons when she was just seven. Saina is also the reigning Indian National Junior Champion (Indian National Badminton Championships).

Her foray into the world of badminton was influenced by her father Dr. Harvir Singh, a scientist at the Directorate of Oilseeds Research, Hyderabad and her mother Usha Nehwal, both of whom were former badminton champions in Haryana.

When Saina was all of eight, her father took her to meet coach Nani Prasad at the Lal Bahadur Shastri Stadium in Hyderabad. Seeing potential in the little girl, Prasad asked her father to enroll Saina as a summer trainee. Thereafter, Saina would travel 20 km to the stadium every morning before heading for school. Her parents dipped into their savings to keep her coaching going before she started winning state-level matches and received sponsorships, such as the one from sports brand - Yonex - which funded her kit. In 2004, BPCL, signed the rising star onto their payroll, and in 2005 she was spotted by the 'Mittal Champions Trust', a trust for promising young athletes run by the steel tycoon Lakshmi Mittal's family.

Some info gathered, courtesy: Wikipedia, TOI and DNA. Photograph: Courtesy flickr.

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A cup filled with strawberries aka My Cup of Happiness... runneth over... ! Even a cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent. What... ?!!